Very Short Story - The No Brainer
A very silly dialogue only short piece written for a writing challenge to the prompt "No Brainer". I took my usual unconventional approach to this...;) The No-Brainer “Ummm…. Master?” “Now, now, now, yes! The body parts are all stitched together – lovely backstitch by the way, Igor…” “Thank you Master, but…” “The lightning rod is in place – yeeesss! And a perfect storm is bubbling away, hahahaha! This is going to be magnificent!” “Yes, Master but…” “The equipment is ready, I’ve got my goggles and my white overalls – all the stains came out beautifully, Igor, do commend the cleaner…” “Actually, I believe she’s the right buttock, Master. But…” “Everything is ready! Soon the power will surge into it and my creation will rise, rise, RISE!!!!! Hahahahahaha …” “But Master…” “What is it, Igor? Can’t you see I’m being melodramatic?” “Master, haven’t you… forgotten something?” “No, I don’t think so… Monster, storm, lightning rod, goggles, overall, evi...